Ross: *HI MOM*
RACHEL: I know you’re lonely. I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can’t act on for fear of being humiliated, ridiculed, or worse. We’re going to win Nationals this year - and you know how we’re going to do that? Because we have you.
KURT: That’s true.
RACHEL: That’s twelve people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. I know you’re lonely, but you’re not alone.
#Preference 1 HE HEARS YOU TALK GHETTO FOR THE FIRST TIME
Harry:”Oh heooo naaw bitch who you think you talkin to like that cusz last time I recalled ah ain’t cho motha for you to be talkin to me like that” you shout at some girls who are hating on you. The girls jaw dropped open and their eyes…
Jonathan using “Our Moment” perfumer as a bug killing spray. Haha +